DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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