Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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