she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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