Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
don't judge my taste in strippers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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