so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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