i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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