Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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