YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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