my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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