Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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