don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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