If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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