Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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