do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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a search helicopter?!
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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