Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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