I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Found the puke drawer
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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