Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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