Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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