Please, let me fuck your mom
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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