Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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