How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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