try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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