Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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