JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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