She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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