Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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