i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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