How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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