is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
two words...techno handjob
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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