My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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