Non-Jews are for practice
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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