i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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