U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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