Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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