I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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