She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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