my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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