Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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