We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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