I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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