Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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