I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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