They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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