Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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