oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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