Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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