What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize