4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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