Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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