we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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